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Why was Nonexisty late to the party? Because he just didn't turn up!
Why did Gaty cross the road? To get to the other fence she found much cleaner!
Why doesn't Firey like breathing CO2? Because it's in fire extinguishers!
What did Teardrop say to the sea? Nothing, she just waved!
What is Tennis Ball's least favourite game? Balloon Tennis!
Where does Needle send her comments? On an online thread!
How did Strawberry get to the hospital after her bombardment by haters of the II contestants? By a jam-bulence!
How can Profily breathe underwater? They can't, because they can float on water!
How does Price Tag blow balloons? By selling them to people who can blow them!
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why did Golf Ball go to the casino? Because she was on a roll!
Why couldn't Yin-Yang decide whether to prevent or cause death? Because he was too balanced!
Why does OJ refuse to have breakfast? Because you can't have breakfast without orange juice!
Who is Pen's most favourite historical figure? Pen-jamin Franklin!
What do the II contestants say when they become pirates? "Aye-aye, me-phone!"
What is Fan's favourite soft drink? Fanta!
What do you call a laptop that's submerged beneath the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep!
What is a pirate's favourite object show? II!
What is Pillow's favourite record player? The Vinyl Killer!
Why did Remote's stand-up comedy fail? Because it wasn't even remotely funny!
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