Laotian's Shower Thoughts

Have you ever thought these random things whilst in the shower?

1. Remove 1 letter from the word "seat" and you'll still end up with a real word.

2. "Extra ordinary" is the opposite of "extraordinary".

3. Since concrete and glass are made of sand, skyscrapers are basically giant sandcastles.

4. Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

5. The room gets smaller everytime you paint its walls.

6. The reason dogs like squeaky toys is because they sound like tiny animals dying.

7. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

8. Dora calls herself an explorer despite travelling through mapped territory.

9. Every skyscraper has a never-ending waterfall of poop hidden inside it.

10. At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg would be 420 in dog years.

11. Needless to say, saying "needless to say" is needless to say.

12. This very moment is the oldest you've ever been and the last time you'll ever be this young.

13. If your son becomes a priest, do you start calling him "father"?

14. Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?

15. 0 acts as a portal between negative and positive numbers.

16. Why is Friday so far from Monday and so close to Monday?

17. If swearing is immature, why do they call it "adult language"?

18. The hospital you were born in is the only building you left without entering.

19. You've never truly seen your face, only its reflection.

20. The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

21. "Without" is with "out" and "with" is without "out".

22. The Star Wars intro is still flying in space to this day.

23. If a pregnant woman swims, the baby is in a submarine.

24. If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you a vacuum cleaner?

25. If you're waiting for the waiter, doesn't that make you the waiter?

26. The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs is basically killing millions of birds with one stone.

27. If James Bond is the most famous spy, doesn't that also make him the worst spy?

28. The longer you don't pee, the longer you pee.

29. Girls fall in love with what they hear and guys fall in love with what they see. This is why girls wear makeup and guys lie.

30. A bus 10 minutes early is much more worse than a bus 10 minutes late.

31. Children think adults have all the freedom and adults think children have all the freedom.

32. The word "queue" is just the letter "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

33. Why is it called a "building" if it's already been built?

34. You cannot physically move your top set of teeth, only your bottom.

35. What if our phobias were based on how we died in our past lives?

36. When a tall person makes fun of you for being short, the joke is actually on them. Because when it rains, they get wet first.

37. Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

38. Telephones can make sound travel faster than the speed of sound.

39. How did people decide which way was north and which way was south?

40. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or the soap dirty?

41. Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.

42. Theme parks can take a crystal clear photo of you going at 70 miles per hour, but bank cameras can never take a clear photo of a robber standing still.

43. Do bald people use shampoo or body wash on their heads?

44. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you are sick, police hope you are criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes the best for you.

45. Instead of colourising photos, in 50 years, we will be removing filters.

46. If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, who's mind are they reading?

47. Being a taxi driver is more dangerous than being a pilot.

48. If olive oil is made of olives and sunflower oil is made of sunflowers, then what is baby oil made of?

49. If you can touch your door handle while pooping, you're probably not rich.

50. Melting ice cubes swim in their own blood.

51. If you kill a murderer, the number of murderers in the world doesn't decrease.

52. Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing, but you can't find any enemies.

53. You don't check the fridge to see if you have new food, you check it to see if your standards have dropped enough since the last time you opened it.

54. Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second.

55. Babysitters are teenagers who act like adults so adults can go out and act like teenagers.

56. DreamWorks probably got its name from the saying "Teamwork makes the dream work".